Treat yourself to a home grown peanut with artificial peanut butter flavoring.  It's now or never!  Don't get caught with or pants down, or without one of our amazing peanuts.  You deserve a real, genuine trip into candy land only accessible through our delish peanut.  Go on, join the craz, and feel like yourself again with the savory artificial peanut butter flavoring.

That all folks... the rest is up to you.  Go and try to live the life you won't ever have, or make your life now worth living with The Peanut!

Nuff said...